Category Archives: eX-files

despair…

I was looking for wrapping paper today and uncovered an old folder full of ‘visual’ poetry from an anthology gift I made for the Dream King. Now we’re not *there* yet – my desert romance with The Mercenary needs to … Continue reading

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moving melancholia…

…that should be a medical term because hells-f*cking-bells every time I have to pack sh*t up, I sink into a pretty black funk and lose touch with common sense. Guess what? I’m moving in just over a week and you … Continue reading

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of quests…

I live much of my life in a deep sea of irony… which seems to be the best way for the Universe to ensure it has my undivided (so help me gods!) attention. I believe in the existence of Love … Continue reading

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enter The Mercenary…

…and cue Die Antwoord’s Enter The Ninja. Now would be an awfully appropriate time to get back to those eX-files. Especially since life imitates art as the swirling mess that is the male midlife crisis plays itself out yet again. … Continue reading

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let’s los Loki…

We dealt with the disastrous demise of The Drama Queen a while back. I was a bloody mess: I cried almost all the time and my family, unused as they were to me in perpetual tears, started to consider the … Continue reading

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curtain call: Drama Queen…

Given the direction he’s generally headed, ‘curtains!’ would probably be more apt when discussing this eX.  But since I promised you a rose garden (or something like that), let’s get through ‘em thorns… If you remember, I’d just been seduced … Continue reading

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graphically speaking…

One thing about Dax, he did love graphs. Which is funny when you consider he’s a hippy and supposed spiritual ‘guru’ (anyone spell I-R-O-N-Y?). But he did qualify as a engineer once so I think his brain’s naturally partial to … Continue reading

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the curse…

Me and the pimp mobile hit the road up the West Coast this week to meet up with Ma Nguni and The Bee Whisperer (tale to follow). Which meant I got ample opportunity to spin some tunes as we sped … Continue reading

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lights, camera: Drama Queen!

Time to get back to a particularly putrid part of my dismal Dating Past (whilst we conveniently overlook the Dated Present). Well, not so much dating as relational hell. Which, it appears, I’ve a queer knack for f*cking up monumentally … Continue reading

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Dr McPolar: going down…

… part two After a somewhat ‘fateful’ beginning, I started to believe: yes, just maybe this was a good thing. Highly sceptical at the start, I waged a little internal war, arguing logically that although he was far from what … Continue reading

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